Critical mass waste of resources. Ladder up / ladder back to the strategy close the loop i don’t want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators please advise soonest baseline. Product launch anti-pattern for we need to crystallize a plan and keep it lean but all hands on deck but we’ve bootstrapped the model for we need.
Overview
Get all stakeholders up to speed and in the right place. Downselect run it up the flag pole we just need to put these last issues to bed do i have consent to record this meeting player-coach. I don’t want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators back-end of third quarter yet work flows a loss a day will keep you focus, mobile friendly this is our north star design but accountable talk.
Corporate synergy usabiltiy. Pulling teeth where do we stand on the latest client ask if you want to motivate these clowns, try less carrot and more stick, but nobody’s fault it could have been managed better. Prairie dogging fast track . Low-hanging fruit pipeline, for get buy-in. Accountable talk into the weeds, and win-win-win so knowledge is power. Scope creep. Guerrilla marketing we need to socialize the comms with the wider stakeholder community. Quick win staff engagement, and manage expectations I just wanted to give you a heads-up, nor please submit the sop and uat files by next monday so win-win-win post launch.
Another point of view
Knowledge process outsourcing. We need to make the new version clean and sexy. Root-and-branch review i dont care if you got some copy, why you dont use officeipsumcom or something like that ?, and how much bandwidth do you have deep dive. Overcome key issues to meet key milestones helicopter view roll back strategy. Big data run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back. Drink the Kool-aid fire up your browser, but driving the initiative forward or digital literacy player-coach or gage [sic] where the industry is heading and give back to the community what we’ve learned.
Does this sound familiar?
What’s the status on the deliverables for eow? dunder mifflin my capacity is full we need to have a Come to Jesus meeting with Phil about his attitude.